Have you seen the American Dollar, all boring and shit?
Did you know it used to look like this:
Loook at that. Look at that amazing piece of America. Now tell me, why our money looks so boring, so shit. Seriously. It makes no sense to go to this:
Step your game up America. I’d take the old beauty over some lame Abe Lincoln picture anyday.
I need lots of fucking money to really do my whole, ” I’m so cool, I play instruments” thing. Here are my main costs.
Yeah, thanks for reading this. Obviously, I need a fucking job.
Also, I need to fucking move.